I was tagged by
but because I'm a miserable bastard I'm going to answer the questions but not tag anyone
Deal with it maaaan
FIVE THINGS ABOUT ME:
1. When we were young, myself and
HatsForMice had alternate identities as Super Girl 1 and Super Kid, and we saved the world many times in the school playground
2. I've only ever had cats for pets, but I'm not complaining
3. I have an intense dislike of feet and do not like them to be anywhere near my face
4. There are just over 120 things stuck to or hung up on my bedroom walls/door
5. Jimmy Carr has signed my left boob
MY QUESTIONS:
1. If you could be any creature in existence, what would it be and why?Obviously a cat. You're never bored because your primary sources of entertainment are food and sleep, and as you're doing each of these things you are thinking happily about when the time comes that you get to do the other
Plus you get a free high when someone puts bleach down the toilet
2. What's your opinion of children?Children are fine as long as they're not the girl on the Haribo advert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUrftf…3. If an elephant was standing on a hill and it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?Well, that depends on the position of the elephant
4. What would happen right this moment if you screamed?My family would wake up and think there was a burglar
5. What was your dream job as a child?Window cleaner. Because I liked being in high places. Then a vet, but I realised I didn't like seeing animals in pain.
6. Strangest thing you've ever watched:Any video that follows this format:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOPh44…Particularly this one, even though the audio has now been taken away:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZa9ab…7. There's a dinosaur right outside your window. What do you do?Sell it
8. Which of your favourite characters would you want as a sibling and why?Probably Black (Hilbert/Touya), because he'd be hilarious
9. A wizard wants to borrow the object directly behind you. What is it?My TV - Arthur Weasley wants to tinker with it
10. Why is the rum gone?Because, Jack Sparrow, you are a nightmarish drunkard and should stop talking to men with tentacles all over their faces
11. Have you seen my hat?This bastard ran off with it
www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cat…***
I would also post another list with this journal but the book containing all the lists is ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS grumble grumble