BIGGEST DIG EVARRR

Morty decided to ring me on the Pokégear today. Those of you fortunate enough to have had this experience will know that he has a chat with you about the legendary beasts, Entei, Raikou and Suicune, then asks you which is your favourite.

I presumed this call would just be another mopey one about not being the Chosen One and how all Pokémon are sacred and blah blah blah, BUT...

"Unlike Eusine, I don't really have any interest in Suicune."

BLATANT DIG

Can't you just picture an offended Eusine standing at the opposite side of the room Morty is in, ready to resume a full scale argument when he gets off the phone?

I love these two so much... they're like an old married couple